Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Attention Attention, Vegetarian of 5 Years Goes Back to Eating Meat! Read All About it!!!!

After 5 years, vegetarian gets... hungry. It was decided that he should eat tantalizing tidbits of meat when desired, but not in excess. So those of you who have been saddened by Kory's vegetarianness, will be pleased to know that he will welcome any fine cutlets, but only of the finest. Example, Matt is authorized to share a steak that only he has cooked. Anyone is authorized to buy a pepporoni pizza for him or chicken strips. Meats that will not be accepted include fish, boney kinds, skinny kinds, guts, snakes and slugs.

PS, no the wife is not saddened by this new turn of events, but she reports feeling happy that her sweetie is content with eating style.

5 comments:

Brooke said...

I can't wait for Matt to cook me and Kory some delicious steak. When you are here back in Utah...cause you are coming home...very soon...did I mention that I am excited you are coming home!

The Fluckigers said...

Hows about a big 'ol juicy burger from In and Out? They just opened these up in Utah and you don't know what you've been missing! Golden brown french fries cut straight from the potato right in the restaurant. MMMMMMMMM

Kris

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Becky said...

Kory, I guess i'm a little diappointed....but oh well. I just hope i don't find any of your mystery meat in my refridgerator!!!

Becky said...

**Sigh** I just don't understand....you survive 2 years of nicaragua, only NOW to decide you want meat? Seems a little backwards. Well, i won't say anymore.